Because he told me so...

Josh seems to think that I need to publically humiliate myself on a blog...just as he has done below. He wants me to spill all of my "Kyrieisms" here for you to take and hold against me for the rest of my life. Right, Josh. That's exactly what I am going to do! So, since I am such a nice wife I will comprimise and admit a few things that I don't think Josh knows about me! Here it goes:

1- I HATE that Josh makes me watch disaster shows...like I'm not scared enough!
2- I have "dutch ovened" Josh in his sleep! (Paybacks baby!)
3- I like to call Josh, JT, because I know it makes him angry!
4- Josh makes me laugh daily...sometime he doesn't mean to, he just has a "moment"
5- I have married my best friend and the person who truly does complete me!



Josh posted that he writes poetry. I love when he writes me love notes and poems. So for all of you romantics out there here is a poem that Josh has written for me it's titled, "The One for Me"


Time controls all existence Life or Death

It has no control over my love’s breath

Eternal and True, Always and Forever

A committing tie without a single sever

For every kiss we share together

I think of a life with her forever

She is the woman I will spend eternity with

It must be a fairy tale or a myth

Too good to be true it seems

With every word she speaks my heart beams

Anger unwilling to stay proficient

A gentle heart is what I present

The touch of her fingertips and I collapse

I have no control over her predominance

Falling in love with this beauty

Truly a song of perfect conjugality

Shedding tears of joy upon my cheek

Love for her is what I speak

Happiness has no existence without her here

The love I feel is so right with her near

Through eternity

Beyond death’s passageway

Back to where we started it all

In each other’s arms just to cuddle

The one for me is

You

And the one for you is

Me


- J.W.

I love you Topi and the fact that you blog!

Love,
Kyrs

Say WHAT!?!

So..... I haven't had a post on here in a really long time so I thought I would take a page from Sarah and put up some interesting facts about myself. If anything, it will be informative, entertaining and somewhat on the T.M.I. side of things. Enjoy!

I HAVE licked the side of a toilet bowl (truth or dare)

I have been peed on... by three people; Declan, Jaydon,... and Doug.

I am deathly afraid of heights.... Like gets me sick scared

I have tied a dead cat to the bumper of a friends car... yes he drove off, PRANK ME WILL YOU!?!

I have had my car searched by police

Almost ALL of my friends have seen my bare bottom on one occasion or another.... "It isn't a party until Josh has dropped trow."

I lost my swimming suit while skiing in Lake Powell... next to a houseboat full of people

I have played the role of a homosexual in a play

I was a lead in a major production at Southern Utah University as a freshman

I turned down a paid internship for the Shakespearean Festival

My favorite color is BLUE

I have my Bachelor's Degree in Business Administration

I write poetry.... I am sure Kyrie would love for me to write her some more too!

I love to ACT

I am addicted to the T.V. series HEROES

I can quote a line from almost any Seinfeld episode
(I believe Stu is right there with me on this one too)

I got knocked out by a stop sign

I had my eyebrow shaved off a week before my wedding..... because I passed out at my bachelor party

I bite my nails

I grind my teeth in my sleep

I am a hopeless romantic... Ask my wife Kyrie


I hate it when people drive EXACTLY at the speed limit, I am always in more of a hurry than that. Why can't the rest of the world be too?

I have farted in the middle of class and gotten busted doing it

I am very susceptible to being hypnotized

I am a die hard Utes fan... and I have never attended a single class at the school

If I could go anywhere in the world I would love to spend a few weeks in Ireland